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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

Via you idjits

toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

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elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.


Via Ruined Childhood

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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knifeear-bahorel:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

this goes for my dear friends at renaissance festivals too. I know shit is easy to get out there and whatever but please be smart about it.


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my childhood summed up

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Via Therapy, You Were Never A Friend To Me

cyn-marie:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the fuck is going on

  • Suck suck suck suck suck suck

(Source: snorlaxatives)

Via Therapy, You Were Never A Friend To Me

Reblog if you truly enjoy giving oral sex.

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